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{{Infobox character|[[Image:mata nui.PNG|250px]]|[[Rock]]|Various|The Great Mask Gay|Grey|STONE...wait, probably pebble|Fake God|Ugliness|On a beach somewhere|Spazzing out|Ma-tuh New-ee|Goldenrod|Gold}}
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'''Mata Nui''' is the god of all Bionicles. But hes just a stone. So every bionicle is worshipping a FREAKING stone.
 
'''Mata Nui''' is the god of all Bionicles. But hes just a stone. So every bionicle is worshipping a FREAKING stone.

Revision as of 21:31, 17 November 2009

Mata Nui (God)

800px-Mata Nui glatoran wallpaper

Species : Rock
Group : Various
Kanohi : The Great Mask Gay
Colors : Grey
Element : STONE...wait, probably pebble
Occupation : Fake God
Tools : Ugliness
Location : On a beach somewhere
Status : Spazzing out
Pronunnciation : Ma-tuh New-ee

Mata Nui is the god of all Bionicles. But hes just a stone. So every bionicle is worshipping a FREAKING stone.

No wonder so many Bionicle characters hate him, and stood up to him. Eventually, the Brotherhood of Makuta hated him so much they drugged his coffee and he fell into a deep sleep.

But that drug was also killing him, which is why the Toa are searching for Ignika to save him. But the mask keeps escaping, because it doesn't want to wake up a stone. Too right it is.

Unfortunately, the stone known as Mata Nui suddenly became a Transformer-like robot and held a universe inside him. That was a massive setback for the Makuta, for they were especially annoyed with his dancing in space (as he did so, several Great Spasms occured).

He then had a talk with Makuta about becoming gay. During the talk ,they drugged him.

He then landed on Bara Manga and started doing the "Robot". The Agori then saw him as a gay freak and started chasing him, with Ackar leading the angry mob.

They soon caught him and took out his gay brain and replaced with an even gayer one. Mata Nui then performed such bad dance moves it made turaga look good when compared to him.