Pohatu was a weird British football fan. He supported Manchester United for no aparent reason and bet his entire saving on the winning a match. He lost the bet and was turned into a hobo on the streets. He has been having frequent visits from Turaga Dume, telling him to "Move his butt away from the Colesium" and frequent visits from Ehrye, who told him jokes he copied straight off "Whose line is it anyway?"
Pohatu recently robbed a Mcdonalds restraunt and used the money to buy himself a chair that gives him a butt massage while sat on it. One day in the year of 2008, pohatu became addicted to Cheetos until eventually he became really fat and his armor and mask turned orange from the Cheetos.

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