Taipu was a really, really obese Onu-Matoran who decided to confuse people by painting his armor tan, like a Po-Matoran. He sat on his couch all the time. He was so lazy that the only time he moved was to bring food to his mouth. He eventually became so lazy that he woudn't breathe. He then had a heart attack. Nobody came to his funeral, since nobody really knew he existed.

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