Takua was a lonely av-matoran who thought he was a ta-matoran. He was different in every single way except for the fact that he existed. Once, he wanted an autograph from Homer Simpson's voice actor only to get shot at. He then started watching reruns of The Magic School Bus on tv, which was a reason why nobody wanted to hang out with him. He is now living in Hillary Clinton's basement, stealing cheetos, gummy worms and vodka from her pantry. One of the gummy worms altered him and he is now Takanuva. He votes for Nader even when there is not an election, and in his spare time he steals used vcrs.

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